This blog is a zombie. It never really dies.

Holy cow, when did I get all these followers?

Back in action, kinda sorta.

So. Much. Has. Happened.

Remember that Perfect Boyfriend from my last few posts? He turned out to be a controlling, jealous, insecure asshat.

Reader, I dumped him.

I am now officially single for the first time in my adult life.

The is a new guy who I am casually fucking. l call him Lover Boy. I am determined not to get attached. Even though he's cute, funny, kind, and hung like a horse.

Tomorrow night looks like my first dinner date with a potential sugar daddy since re-entering the single life.

Strap yourselves in..it's gonna be a bumpy ride.